| Top
Ten Ways you know you area Burn fan. |
|
1 |
You Hate the
Chicago Fire |
Well Duh! |
|
2 |
You don't
know what is feels like to support a team that misses the playoffs |
What do you mean
not everyone gets to go to the playoffs? |
| 3 |
You know of
more then 5 possible locations where an owner could put a 30,000 seat
soccer specific stadium in the Dallas area |
You know, like the
one they have at SMU. |
| 4 |
You think Ron
Newman is a Fat Drunk |
Was it that long
ago? |
| 5 |
You don't
know what an Allocation is |
When was the last
time the Burn had one? 1972? |
| 6 |
Your team
wears Red and Black |
Not Red and
Blue... Not Black with Red trim... Not Red and Black with Yellow
stripes. Just Red and Black |
| 7 |
You
constantly defend Fair park as a family venue |
Please, it's only
dangerous at 4am on Saturday night. |
| 8 |
You actually
thought about who "The Insider" might be and wonder what happened to
him |
I still say he got
traded to Miami. |
| 9 |
You call your
General Manager by his first name |
Best front Office
in MLS bar none. |
| 10 |
You know
there is a MLS conspiracy where teams without owners get screwed |
every seen a team
without an owner in the MLS Cup? |
